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"I was surprised at how easy my new portable glory hole was to put together and hang up! It only took me less than 10 minutes. Too bad my husband (who was pleasantly surprised) only lasted 2 minutes! It is definitely a keeper for me and my husband...... read more
- Discreet
- Travel Size
- Adjustable
- Portable
- Collapsible
- Lightweight
- Fits inside a standard size suit case
- Quick assembly & disassembly
- No drilling, screwing, hammering, and absolutely NO tools required
- Easily hangs & mounts to door frames or openings with NO hardware needed
- Will not damage or harm walls
- Steel & Wood reinforced for maximum support and durability
- Conveniently stores away inside original discreet packaging
What is a Portable Glory Hole™?
Why would I want my own Portable Glory Hole™?
Where can I use my Portable Glory Hole™?
Is it easy to assemble & disassemble?
Is it Safe & Reliable?
What are the dimensions and specifications?
Does it fit inside of a suitcase for traveling?
Is it easy for the user to get in & out of quickly?
Does it accommodate visitors of varying heights?
How do I hook-up with other glory hole enthusiasts and start using my Portable Glory Hole™ right NOW?
Shipping and Return Policies?
What do the Green, Yellow, and Red Handkerchiefs mean?
What is a Glory Hole?
A glory hole is usually a waist high hole drilled or punched in a wall between stalls in a public restroom or adult bookstore peepshow; through this hole one man will insert his penis for sexual contact with another person. Usually it is the centralized location which facilitates impersonal, anonymous sex, rather than the structural feature of the setting itself.
To use a glory hole a man puts his finger through the hole to indicate interest in sexual activity. Offering a condom indicates interest in protected sex. If the other party is also interested, he will accept the offer and put his penis through the hole to be serviced. The most common activity is oral sex, and to a lesser extent anal intercourse, a handjob, or vaginal intercourse. Gloryholes are today most commonly found in established public adult video/bookstore arcades, rest stops, sex clubs, gay bathhouses, and adult theaters.
If a gloryhole is to be found between two booths in a video booth at an adult bookstore, the person who wishes to perform oral sex will normally be seated in a booth. The seated (and sometimes kneeling) position commonly signals to others that they are there in order to perform oral sex - which allows those who wish to receive oral sex to take the adjoining booth. That second person will normally remain standing.
The Portable Glory Hole™ was exclusively developed for “DISCREET BLOWS-ON-THE-GO!”™
This brand new patent pending product is used for discreet adult sexual relations at your own private location. It is a lightweight framed wall with removable wooden panel inserts. The Portable Glory Hole™ is versatile and will mount/hang to any standard size door frame, hallway, or any other opening ranging from 27 - 40 inches wide using our non-slip rubber grip adjustable tension rods. When mounted, the Portable Glory Hole™ will not scratch or damage walls. It is easy to assemble, disassemble, and mount with no tools or hardware required whatsoever. It’s unique collapsible feature makes it portable and extremely easy to travel with. When disassembled, it fits inside of a suit case with plenty of extra room for your personal items. The Portable Glory Hole™ was designed for discreet enthusiasts who desire to use a glory hole wall when they want, where they want, and with whomever they want. After use, the portable wall disassembles quickly & easily. It also conveniently stores away for future encounters using it’s original discreet packaging. It’s wood and steel reinforced design makes it ideal for frequent use and long lasting durability.
Why would I want my own Portable Glory Hole™?
For many reasons…
- Be whoever you want to be & Suck whoever you want to suck ANONYMOUSLY!
- FREEDOM to explore your sexual desires and fantasies without sacrificing your identity, credibility, or your reputation!
- Whether you are a Male or Female and you are Straight, Bi, or Gay and always wanted to try without getting caught….then you should definitely buy one!
- Avoid feeling embarrassed, ashamed, or guilty if you happen to run into someone you know at a PUBLIC glory hole location, bookstore or bathhouse!
- Avoid being arrested or winding up in the news while using a PUBLIC glory hole location!
- If there are no PUBLIC glory holes in your area, then you should buy one and post your own ad!
- If you are tired of paying to go to bookstores or bathhouses only to find out that there is nobody around or it’s the same old people, then you should definitely buy one!
- Allows you to select exactly who you want to invite over by placing your own ad!
- Allows you to set your own exact DATE, TIME, & LOCATION! Now you don’t have to sit around and wait for hours at a PUBLIC glory hole location for either nobody to show up, meeting the same old people, or worst…running into somebody you know!
- Allows you to use the product in your own home OR many other locations without having to carry around large awkwardly sized pieces of plywood everywhere! Using bed sheets or anything else other than wood for a glory hole is definitely NOT the same satisfying sexual experience!
- Promotes spontaneity in your sex life! Our product assembles and disassembles within minutes!
- Adds spice to your current relationship!
- If you have limited space to store a large used piece of plywood in your condo, apartment, or home…then you should buy one! Our product disassembles for easy storage.
- If you have a roommate, or guests in your home, then you won’t have to worry about them finding a large used piece of plywood with a hole cut out and explaining to them what it is used for! Talk about embarrassing! Our product conveniently stores away inside of it’s original discreet packaging.
Where can I use my Portable Glory Hole™?
The Portable Glory Hole™ was specifically designed to travel with you! You can use it anywhere that has a door frame, hallway, walkway or any other opening ranging from 27 inches to 40 inches wide. Here are just a few ideas where you can use it:
* Remember, after assembly, start hooking up with other fellow gloryhole enthusiasts by
Is it easy to assemble & disassemble?
Yes, the Portable Glory Hole™ comes with everything you need for assembly and can be up and ready for use in 10 minutes or less! There is no drilling, sawing, or cutting whatsoever. Absolutely no tools or other hardware required. Simple instructions are included with every order.
Is it Safe & Reliable?
Yes, the Portable Glory Hole™ was specifically developed for frequent discreet adult sexual encounters at different locations. Our product utilizes wood & steel reinforcements for maximum strength, support, and long lasting durability.
What are the dimensions and specifications?
The Portable Glory Hole™ is a patent pending custom design made of
Disassembled – 24 inches wide X 16 inches tall and stacks up to only 3 inches when laying flat.
Hole Dimension – 4 inches in diameter. No other hole size currently available.
Hole Location – Located in center & 18 inches from bottom of frame.
Weight – At just 14 lbs our assembled product can be easily lifted with just one hand.
Color- Currently limited to Natural.
Adjustability- Our product is fully ADJUSTABLE. The Portable Glory Hole™ was designed to hang/mount inside of a standard size door frame, hallway, walkway, or any other opening. Standard size door frames typically range from 28 - 32 inches wide. Our ADJUSTABLE feature allows you to:
- Hang your Portable Glory Hole™ in openings ranging from 27 - 40 inches wide using the included non-slip rubber grip adjustable rods.
- Raise or lower your Portable Glory Hole™ to your desired height.
Does it fit inside of a suitcase for traveling?
Absolutely! We specifically designed the product so that it can be used at many different locations. For various reasons, some people may want to use it in their home while others may feel more comfortable using it outside of their home (i.e., hotels, cruise ships, etc). It isn’t exactly discreet checking into a hotel while carrying a large awkwardly sized piece of plywood through the lobby! And, if you do get through the lobby, will it be the right size? Furthermore, how are you going to hang it without damaging the walls? When the lightweight Portable Glory Hole™ is disassembled it fits perfectly inside of a suit case with plenty of extra room for your other personal belongings. This makes it extremely discreet & easy to travel with!
Is it easy for the user to get in & out of quickly?
Yes, within seconds you can simply loosen the adjustable rods to remove your gloryhole wall or you can simply crawl underneath.
Does it accommodate visitors of different heights?
Yes, within seconds you can easily adjust the height of your glory hole wall to accommodate your guest(s). Simply loosen the adjustable rods, raise or lower your gloryhole wall, and then tighten the rods at the desired height. Depending on how high you decide to mount it, the Portable Glory Hole™ height dimension is similar to the size of a bathroom stall partition.
How do I hook-up with other glory hole enthusiasts and start using my Portable Glory Hole™ right NOW?
REMEMBER, PORTABLE GLORY HOLE™ OWNERS CAN SET UP AT MOST ANY LOCATION. VISIT THE CLUB FREQUENTLY TO BROWSE NEW & UPDATED GLORYHOLE SEX ADS AND ALSO FIND ONLINE MEMBERS THAT ARE SET-UP & READY TO SUCK AT THEIR NEW LOCATION.
Shipping and Return Policy?
Made in the USA and shipped to anywhere in the USA using UPS Ground Delivery. International orders please email us for details at CustomerService@GloryHolesNOW.com. Standard delivery time is 3- 5 business days. Our product is shipped using a plain brown discreet box. For your privacy, the packing slip used for shipping purposes will indicate the purchase of a “Wall Kit”.
We have a 14 day return and exchange policy for any defects in workmanship. Upon receipt of the defective item, we will replace the item with a new one. Please contact us via email before returning the item to us so that we can email you a return packing slip at our expense. Due to the nature of the product, we do not accept returns for used products.
What do the Green, Yellow, and Red Handkerchiefs mean?
Want MORE Glory Hole action at your own private Portable Glory Hole™ from either your EXPECTED visitor or maybe even from an UNEXPECTED visitor? Now you can…and DISCREETLY too!
The fundamental reason for the existence of any Glory Hole is for the ability to have discreet sexual encounters. Traditionally, gloryholes have only been found in public places. However, our new patent pending travel size Portable Glory Hole™ now allows you to use your own private Glory Hole wherever you desire! Establishing your own private gloryhole location wherever you want is a brand new phenomenon. We here at GloryHolesNOW™ have developed an optional simple & easy to use NEW HANKY CODE SIGNAL for you and your visitors to follow. Using our unique signal will allow BOTH of you to maintain 100% anonymity wherever you are. For Example, whether you are checked in at a Hotel room, Motel room, Cruise ship, Bathhouse, Resort, or even in your own home, how are you going to unlock and/or open the door to let your visitor(s) in while simultaneously maintaining anonymity? In a PUBLIC glory hole setting this is usually not an issue. By following the simple rules below, you and your visitor will be able to remain anonymous which is one of the main reasons to use a gloryhole to begin with.
HOW IT WORKS:
INCLUDED with your order are (3) Colored Handkerchiefs – GREEN, YELLOW, & RED.
Simply place the appropriate colored handkerchief at your front door (ie your hotel, motel, cruise ship room door) by closing the door on your chosen colored handkerchief fabric keeping it securely in place while also allowing your expected and/or unexpected visitor to visibly see the colored fabric from outside the front door.
A visible GREEN handkerchief signals to the visitor that your Portable Glory Hole™ is set up, you are in position, and you are ready for suckin’ now. You are also giving them full permission to immediately come in, get a discreet blow job, and then GO!!! Hence, “DISCREET BLOWS-ON-THE-GO!”™
A visible YELLOW handkerchief signals to the visitor that a Portable Glory Hole™ is already set up BUT, to please KNOCK FIRST and then WAIT outside the door for a couple of minutes! This allows you time to unlock the front door first and then get into position at your Portable Glory Hole™ before the visitor actually comes into the room. This maintains complete anonymity for the BOTH of you!
A visible RED handkerchief signals to the visitor that you own a Portable Glory Hole™ but you are currently NOT available but to please cum back later!
Please explain our new unique signal to your invited gloryhole visitors in advance. This will help maintain anonymity for the both of you! Our new Discreet Code Signal will catch on quickly! Eventually, other uninvited gloryhole enthusiasts that are coincidentally staying at your hotel, motel, campsite, bathhouse, resort, or cruise ship will become familiar with the discreet hanky code signal and just might drop in for a good time!
This new Discreet Code Signal keeps it within our “Portable Glory Hole™ Club” & helps maintain privacy, anonymity, and even spontaneity without making the general public aware of it!
REMEMBER:
GREEN HANKY= GO! Ready for suckin’ right NOW!
YELLOW HANKY= KNOCK & WAIT a couple of minutes!
RED HANKY= Please cum back later!
“Thank you for thinking of us ladies when you designed it! It was extremely simple to put together and use. Clever idea!” Mary F. (Georgia)
“I am a truck driver and on the road a lot staying at different motels. I love getting sucked off. It was a cinch putting up my glory hole at my motel. I also thought your website was awesome! Recently, I placed my glory hole ad location and had 3 different guys in one day without having to sit around and wait for hours.” Rodney D. (Virginia)
“I can’t help it... I love to suck huge cock through Glory Holes. My problem is that I can’t find any in my area. I am glad that I can easily set up my own glory hole and suck dick when I want to...” Cheryl T. (Minnesota)
“I am a Bi Married Male and love to suck dick I just don’t want to be seen! I am loving the different colored hanky idea! It works great. Good thinking on that! Also, I love how solid the glory hole is and easy to use. I also thought taking it apart and putting it back in the box until next time was a brilliant idea! It saves a lot of time!” Alan S. (Colorado)
“I was surprised at how easy my new portable glory hole was to put together and hang up! It only took me less than 10 minutes. Too bad my husband (who was pleasantly surprised) only lasted 2 minutes! It is definitely a keeper for me and my husband. It really added some spice to our sex life! Karen B. (Ohio)
“Cool website...hooked up immediately with other online members in my area. I figure out that straight guys love it that I have a private glory hole set up at my home. They just want to come over discreetly, blow their load and leave. Your product is definitely an A++!” Tom B. (Canada)
“Adult Bookstore glory holes aren’t bad, but it seems to be the same guys over and over and over. It’s nice to have my own and invite who I want and when I want.” Gerald M. (California)
“I like your flat fee per month porn and hook up sites. I don’t have to spend a fortune buying more & more time trying to get off!” Bob W. (Texas)
“I love it that I can disassemble my glory hole and put it away discreetly until next time. And I don’t have to worry about my roommate finding out about it.” Jerry T (Florida)
“Wow! I was so excited to find out that I could buy my own travel size glory hole so that I could suck dick anonymously anywhere I want & whenever I want that I already jerked off twice right after I ordered it! Can’t wait for it to arrive.” Matt C. (Arizona)
“Taking mine to Florida on vacation. Can’t wait to set it up ay my hotel and invite others over.” Thanks, Cory F. (Pennsylvania)
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Have an interest in distributing our product?
Here is what we can provide you:
- We can ship directly to your wholesale warehouse.
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Retailers:
Have an interest in selling our product at either your storefront or your online store?
Here is what we can provide you:
- We can ship directly to your storefront location.
- We can dropship directly to your customer(s) for you.
- We allow you to establish your own retail pricing.
- We supply a digital marketing banner and product images for your website.
Please contact us at: CustomerService@GloryHolesNOW.com to establish an account and discuss pricing and shipping options.
Have an interest in selling our product at either your storefront or your online store?
Here is what we can provide you:
- We can ship directly to your storefront location.
- We can dropship directly to your customer(s) for you.
- We allow you to establish your own retail pricing.
- We supply a digital marketing banner and product images for your website.
Please contact us at: CustomerService@GloryHolesNOW.com to establish an account and discuss pricing and shipping options.
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REMEMBER, PORTABLE GLORY HOLE™ OWNERS CAN SET UP AT MOST ANY LOCATION. VISIT THE CLUB FREQUENTLY TO BROWSE NEW & UPDATED GLORYHOLE SEX ADS AND ALSO FIND ONLINE MEMBERS THAT ARE SET-UP & READY TO SUCK AT THEIR NEW LOCATION.
